Ever get that feeling? Every get that feeling that your stuff strutted off without you

Okay so I’m long in the tooth as some would say But inside my head I still think I’m twenty-two, okay? But then there is the cold reality of the body parts that just don’t work And all those nasty, creaky noises and those aching pains that really hurt

What the heck happened to my body? Am I through? And why the heck am I asking you? I know understand gravity to an amazing degree For my body parts are now dropping to my knee

There isn’t any part of me that is comfortable anymore Even my hair hurts, so can you tell me what else am I in for? I know, I know you are going to tell me how lucky I am to be But the truth is I’m really having trouble taking a pee

So, each night I sit on my bed and say a little prayer Dear Lord help me do what I got to do, show me you care I hope that those of you reading this and are in a similar condition Just say out loud, what the hell happened to my body? I want a new rendition!

Ever get that feeling that your stuff strutted off without you